“If you desire many things, many things will seem but a few.”

“That it is better 100 guilty Persons should escape than that one innocent Person should suffer, is a maxim that has been long and generally approved; never, that I know of, controverted.”

“Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.”

“Remember that time is money.”

“Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults.”

“If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed.”

“When in doubt, tell the truth.”

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”

“Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.”

“Oh, Diamond! Diamond! thou little knowest what mischief thou hast done!”

“I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.”

“Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.”