“Let the welfare of the people be the ultimate law.”

“Constant practice devoted to one subject often prevails over both ability and skill.”

“A true friend is, as it were, a second self.”

“Friendship makes prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.”

“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”

“The life of the dead is in the memory of the living.”

“Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”

“When in doubt, tell the truth.”

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”

“Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.”

“Oh, Diamond! Diamond! thou little knowest what mischief thou hast done!”

“I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.”